Date: Fri, 30 Sep 1994 15:07:57 -0500
From: lollman karen j
Subject: Red Skelton
To: Multiple recipients of list SCOUTS-L
>From the Red Skelton Hour, January 14, 1969
I remember this one teacher. To me, he was the greatest teacher, a real sage of my time. He had such wisdom. We were all reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, and he walked over. Mr. Lasswell was his name. He said:
"I've been listening to you boys and girls recite the Pledge of Allegiance all semester and it seems as though it is becoming monotonous to you. If I may, may I recite it and try to explain to you the meaning of each word.
*I* -- me, an individual, a committee of one.
*Pledge*--dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self-pity.
*Allegiance*--my love and my devotion.
*To the Flag*--our standard, Old Glory, a symbol of freedom. Wherever she waves, there is respect because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts freedom is everybody's job.
*Of the United*--that means that we have all come together.
*States*--individual communities that have united into 48 great states. 48 individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose, all divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that's love for country.
*Of America*
*And to the Republic*--a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.
*For Which It Stands*
*One Nation* -- meaning, so blessed by God.
*Indivisible*-- incapable of being divided.
*With Liberty* -- which is freedom and the right of power to live one's own life without threats or fear or some sort of retaliation.
*And Justice* -- the principle or quality of dealing fairly with others.
*For All*--which means it's as much your country as it is mine."
Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country and two words have been added to the Pledge of Allegiance - "under God". Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said, "That's a prayer" and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
Red Skelton
Date: Sat, 1 Oct 1994 00:37:00 -0500
From: "Haggerty, Chris"
Subject: Red Skelton
Karen,
Thanks for sending this out, it saved a lot of typing and made getting the entire text from the tape a lot easier.
FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED, here is the complete, un-edited text, as presented by Red Skelton, on The Red Skelton Hour, January 14, 1969. I have tried to recreate this as best as possible. With a hearing impairment, I may have missed a couple of words (hidden in the laughter during his introduction of the pledge), but this should be very close to the exact words that Red Skelton recited for his show.
If you look closely at the two copies (the one sent out by Karen and this copy) you will notice that editing appears to have been done to Karen's copy. I think this was done to make reciting this easier. It is hard to recreate Red's timing and presentation. I still think he was one of the very best and wish he would release his show for re-runs. (I was a boy scout when I saw him do this on his show.) The presentation has background music and is hard to present better than Red Skelton did, especially if you have people there who had watched Red Skelton and they can imagine him standing there doing this.
(Boy, I wish there was a video of this available.)
Grammar is not my forte, so the punctuation may not be correct. I added in some commas, in places to indicate where Red broke up the text while reciting.
The record picks up at the end of his monologue (the Gertrude and Heathcliff seagull routine was used that night-I stand corrected, the gull's name was Heathcliff, not Herman-boy what the years will do to you) with laughter and applause. It ends just before the commercial which followed this segment. (No the commercial is not on the record!):
Red Skelton:
"Getting back to school, getting back to school, I remember a teacher that I had. Now I only wee, I went, I went through the seventh grade, I went through the seventh grade. I left home when I was 10 years old because I was hungry. (laughter) And .. this is true. I worked in the Summer and went to school in the Winter. But, I had this one teacher, he was the principal of the Harrison school, in Vincennes Indiana. To me, this was the greatest teacher, a real sage of..of my time, anyhow.
He had such wisdom. And we were all reciting the Pledge of Allegiance one day, and he walked over. This little old teacher ... Mr. Lasswell was his name. ... Mr. Lasswell was his ah ...
(at this point a pause and laughter. Red is making faces and playing with his hat!)
He says: ...
"I've been listening to you boys and girls recite the Pledge of Allegiance .. all semester ... and it seems as though it is becoming monotonous to you.
If I may, may I recite it and try to explain to you the meaning of each word.
*I* -- me, an individual, a committee of one.
*Pledge*--dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self-pity.
*Allegiance*--my love and my devotion.
*To the Flag*--our standard, Old Glory, a symbol of freedom. Wherever she waves, there is respect, because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts freedom is everybody's job.
*United*--that means that we have all come together.
*States*--individual communities that have united into 48 great states. 48 individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose, all divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that's love for country.
*And to the Republic*--Republic, a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.
*For Which It Stands*
*One Nation* -- One nation, meaning, so blessed by God.
*Indivisible* -- incapable of being divided.
*With Liberty* -- which is freedom, the right of power to live one's own life without threats or fear or some sort of retaliation.
*And Justice* -- the principle or qualities of dealing fairly with others.
*For All*--For all... which means boys and girls, it's as much your country, as it is mine."
And now boys and girls let me hear you recite, the Pledge of Allegiance.
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country and two words have been added to the Pledge of Allegiance - "under God". Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said, "That is a prayer" and that would be eliminated from schools, too?"
End of text.
[ some stuff deleted...] For your reference, the label on the record reads:
COLUMBIA
Red Skelton (4:13)
The Pledge of Allegiance
As Reviewed by Red Skelton
on the Red Skelton hour, Jan. 14, 1969
CBS Television Network
Musical Background: Red's White and Blue March.
® "Columbia" Marcas Reg. Printed in U.S.A.
(Who knows, maybe they still have this record available and you can get one from them without the scratchy sounds mine has. (Hey, I used it a lot before I had a cassette player to record it on!).
Chris Haggerty
Catalina Council Advancement Chairman, BSA
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