You Might Be a Super Scouter If . . .

• You own enough scouting mugs to supply the council office for a year.
• You know at least ten different ways to lay out a cooking fire but don't know how to start your stove at home.
• You can reduce the length of a fifty foot long rope to ten feet by tying knots in it, and you don't have to repeat any.
• You are asked to discuss a classic novel and you begin talking about old versions of the Scout Handbook.
• You can frame a house with lashings.
• You own so many patches you could make an entire fashion collection by sewing them together.
• You are asked to name the three most influential figures in history, and you start with Baden Powell.
• You have more palms than a small tropical island.
• Your uniform is so encrusted with patches that it can stop 50 cal. shells.
• You have so many merit badges that you have to but them on both sides of the sash.
• Your patch collection takes up two rooms.
• You have developed a tolerance to Philmont food.
• You do all your cooking in a dutch oven, even at home.
• You never get lost in the forest, but you can't find your home room.
• Your Fifty Miler patches stretch fifty miles when laid end to end.
• You can prepare camp meals that are actually good, with no utensils.
• Your Quality Unit patches extend from your shoulder to your socks.
• You enjoy eating Pemmican bars (without the need of Tabasco sauce.)
• Your adult scout uniform is green.
• The moths don't even go near your red wool jacket.
• You would rather sort your patches than go to dinner with your folks.