#10. My garage was empty and needed remodeling anyway.

#9.   I get to wear a uniform with a neat hat.

#8.   I like the smell of mosquito repellent.

#7.   I enjoy using a latrine with steel seats at 20 degrees below zero.

#6.   I get to relax in the great outdoors.

#5.   I'm allergic to house chores (needed something to fill the void).

#4.   I get quality time with my son and 30 of his closest friends.

#3.   It's a great way to collect coffee mugs.

#2.   I needed a tax write off.

#1.   It only takes an hour each week.